50. Will there be mud baths and juice bars? You bring the mud, I'll bring the bath. Actually, don't bring mud. —Snoop Dogg
49. What time is it for you? It's a hundred years in the future. Yeee. Neee-neee. —Yo-Landi Vi$$er, Die Antwoord
48. Will you marry me? It's my day off, so no marrying today. —Sharon Jones
47. Have you ever fended off a charging rhino with your beard? Yes. That was the late '80s. —Billy Gibbons, ZZ Top
46. I picture you soaring through the air like a giant eagle. Or maybe you're something odd, like a gopher. I like the idea of the golden eagle. —Yanni
45. Any castle stories? Was it a castle castle, with a moat? Not a medieval castle. No moat. I'd say it was more a very large, dramatic looking white manor. There was a white owl that would come hang out every night. —Tim Kingsbury, Arcade Fire
44. So you're not an animal god in a trance onstage? I don't want to ruin anything for you. —Randall Dunn, Master Musicians of Bukakke
43. After you see the great white sharks, you're going to turn into a reggae folk singer. I fucking hope not. —Gary Numan
42. Don't confuse Louisiana voodoo with Haitian vodou or Southern hoodoo. Look for the snake deity, Li Grand Zombi. Shit's for real. Making a note of that right now. —Tom McFarland, Jungle
41. Do you think you're glorifying murder and psychotic behavior? If you want to see murder and psychotic behavior, look at Israel and Palestine. Look at what any number of governments do to innocent people every day. —Rob Zombie
40. I was up all night reading about Adolfo de Jesús Constanzo murdering and sacrificing people for a religious cult and drug cartels. He sacrificed lion cubs. Uh-oh. —Greg Dulli, the Afghan Whigs
39. I have to ask about your name. You're not satanic, right? I'm close to sacrificing the cat of my roommate, if it doesn't stop shitting everywhere. —Arthur Satàn, J.C. Satàn
38. What's a verse from the Bible that resonates with you? If you're gonna take one thing that Jesus said and run with it, "Love your neighbor as yourself" will keep you plenty busy. —Riz Rollins
37. If you had a 3-D printer, and could make anything, what would you make? I'd make a hundred 3-D printers. And I'd give them to the people of Staten Island, so they could make whatever they needed. I'd make them the best university in the world, with the best professors. —Cappadonna, Wu-Tang Clan
36. Who's going to be on the new twenty dollar bill? Tupac Shakur, instead of that one white guy who looks like every slave master depicted in every history book ever made. The bill will be fire-engine red. —Gifted Gab
35. What's the latest on your feelings toward Prince? It all comes down to "At least he's paid"? And I'm thinking, what about principle? Now it's like he's just running back to the master's house. —Meshell Ndegeocello
34. What do you think about the royal family? Prince Harry was photographed wearing a full Nazi uniform at a party. Prince William just uses our money to fly around in helicopters and cut ribbons at hospital openings. The royal family is a disgrace. —George Mitchell, Eagulls
33. Could you hear John Lennon's voice in your head when you played it? Or was it just a normal piano? There was definitely a vibe. It was truly special. The hair stood up on the back of my neck. —Sharon Van Etten
32. What are the similarities between flying a plane and playing a saxophone? I'd say there's no comparison. —Rob Lind, the Sonics
31. I know you said you don't like to talk about your music. So let's talk about your music! Lyrics hit me in the middle of the night. Often, I'll think of things on airplanes. —Mark Kozelek, Sun Kil Moon
30. Have you ever had Dolly Parton appear in a dream? I don't think I have, no. —Adam Granduciel, the War on Drugs
29. You and Miley have a cool thing going. You're like her de facto uncle. Given the amount of energy she has, and the amount of energy I have, it's like, fuck, almost anything can happen. —Wayne Coyne, the Flaming Lips
28. In "Theme Song," your "peach is ripe." You're "on the prowl." What do you mean by ripeness? Actually, this song is just called "Thunderpussy." —Whitney Petty, Thunderpussy
27. You have a song called "Last Day on Earth." What would you do with your last day on earth? Besides sex? I was going to say probably sex. —Chris Martin, Kinski
26. Are you a sexter? Gimme one sext, off the top. I wish I'd prepared. Something about breakfast? —Beck
25. How's Tokyo? What's some weird shit going down over there? They've been telling me about the popularity of this thing called a Tenga. It basically sounds like a really high-tech, high-end pocket vagina? Apparently, it's really popular here with men and available at every convenience store. —Aziz Ansari
24. What's the difference between playing shows in the United States and playing in Tokyo? American people are perhaps more conservative. —Takaakira Goto, MONO
23. Where have been your favorite places to play? I like the Know in Portland. We played with the Therapists, and that guy barfed on command four different times. —Matt Nyce, Wimps
22. What foods have you used during times of lovemaking? A worm from a tequila bottle, and Twizzlers. —Joey Veneziani, Glitterbang
21. What's the name of the song you all have about the gigantic crackhead who came into Shorty's trying to get a gin and tonic in the middle of the day? How did you know he was on crack? The song is called "4to9." The dude was gigantic. The smell of burnt plastic wafting off of him and the fact that he was wearing a leather vest and no shirt in the middle of January were sure signs of highness. —Josh Kramer, the Crap
20. Have you ever vaped upside down in a walk-in meat freezer hanging next to a slab of cow on a hook? Kids are doing it—it's called "flank steaking." You showed this question to the Home Alone guy? —Lou Reed
19. How do you keep all the activity up? You gotta find somebody you really like and fuck 'em all the time. And I don't do coke. —DJ Quik
18. What made you want to do a cookbook? I treat rap like a sport. Very few athletes sit around and eat fried food all day. Snoop hit me after one and was like, "Are you trying to make the whole country hungry?" —2 Chainz
17. When was the first time you knew you were going to be a rapper? I was 2 and I seen Ninja Turtles and I wanted to be Michelangelo. —RiFF RAFF
16. How did you first become a baller? Tupac came down from the sky and fed me raw meat. He told me to listen to Curtis Mayfield and Shock G. Then we worked out on his home gym machine doing sit-ups and tricep exercises for five years. —Yung Lean
15. How often do people call into KEXP requesting "Holy Diver"? If you're calling into Audioasis requesting "Holy Diver," I don't think you're listening to the show. You're tripping. —Sharlese Metcalf
14. It's a new form of audiovisual entertainment called Pole-Vault Lozenge Rock. Way beyond next-level stuff. You know what anime is? I know some anime. —Jeff Bridges
13. Your next album is going to be a speed-metal hybrid of polka, drum 'n' bass, and hyphy-waltz using only Eddie Hazel samples. Or a Molly Hatchet/Spank-Rock thing. 'Cause you're a huge Molly Hatchet fan. No one really knows how big a Molly Hatchet fan you are. You're being funny now, right? —DJ Shadow
12. Are you taking a crap? Because that would be an amazing secret. No, sadly. We're near Albany, it's freezing outside, so I found a bathroom to talk from. —Kyle Shutt, the Sword
11. Describe the smell in that van. A special blend of warm male musk mixed with delicate spice notes and a stale Rainier finish. A combination of a ladies' locker room, a gay bar, and a natural hot springs. —Gus Clark, Country Lips
10. Have you ever seen "Two Girls One Squid"? Wait till you see this shit. I can't talk about any of this. You need to speak to Lt. Daniel. —The Blue Angels
9. It's like you're looking into somebody's window, a voyeuristic thing. We spent a lot of time driving the van across deserts and talking about art. —Danny Bland
8. What makes you write? In the Seattle Times, there was an article on Shackleton's Antarctic Endurance photographs. On the next page was a story about a guy who tried to drive a Metro bus off the Aurora Bridge, and what his apartment looked like inside. I ended up writing a song out of those two things. —Mark Lanegan
7. And now that you're talking about miming, I see a mime exploding. It's a celebratory song. It's about the energy of people with the intention toward reclaiming a world for the society they live in that's not defined by capitalist concerns. —Thurston Moore, Sonic Youth
6. What do you do when you're not feeling jolly? You overcome it. —Billy Joe James, Off-Duty Mall Santa
5. Should I just sing John Denver songs for you? That would make my day. Let's get you some information first. —Merrill Garbus, tUnE-yArDs
4. You guys went to a sandal workshop? Sandal Workshop is a Sunday Cairo activity we saw way too much about on Instagram. —Stickers
3. What is the appeal of monomania and repetition and minimalism? Repetition is the platform for free thinking. —Gabriel Gurnsey, Factory Floor
2. Do you dabble with jumpsuit wearing? Oh, I got a whole collection. I've been jumpsuiting for a long time. —Jaleel Bunton, TV on the Radio
1. What's next? Where do you go from here? Tightropes? Cliff diving? You know you need to add fire. I'm not sure. This isn't something I'm proud of, like I said. —Guy Who Jumped on a Dead Whale Being Eaten by Sharks 
