Description: A Capitol Hill joint whose interior resembles a cozy wood lodge.

Decor: Wagon wheels, angled nooks, a pretty female mannequin lurking spookily in the bathroom.

Possible phobias triggered by said bathroom: Caligynephobia (fear of beautiful women), pediophobia (fear of mannequins), dishabiliophobia (fear of undressing in front of someone), urophobia (fear of urinating in the presence of someone), pediourophobia (fear of urinating in the presence of mannequins).

Happy hours: Daily 5–7:30 pm.

Happy-hour drink specials: $1.50 Olympia and $2.50 Stella Artois, both always served in a frosty mug.

Happy-hour food specials: $5 vegetarian pizza and other rotating selections.