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Sex Survey 2001 Results
Of the nearly 900 horndogs who completed our survey, 54% were men and 46% were women!
AGE 40% are 25-34 years of age, 24% are 19-24, 13% are 35-44, 8% are 45-54, 2% are 55 and over, and another 2% are 18 and under.
Stranger Personals
SEXUAL ORIENTATION 65% straight, 15% gay and lesbian, 17% bisexual.
POLITICAL AFFILIATION· Democrat: 41% · Republican: 6% · Green: 13% · Libertarian: 6% · Independent: 17% · Anarchist: 1% · Nothin': 2%
RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION· Atheist: 17% · Agnostic: 26% · Christian: 21% · Jewish: 3% · Buddhist: 4% · Catholic: 2% · Taoist: 1% · Mormon: 1% · Less than 1%: Jehovah's Witness, Muslim
RELATIONSHIP AFFILIATION· Single & Miserable: 16% · Single & Content: 29% · Goin' Steady: 21% · Partnered/Married & Content: 26% · Partnered/Married & Miserable: 5%
Matters of Historical Importance
LOSING IT · Under 13 years of age: 10% · 14-16: 34% · 17-19: 36% · 20-25: 14% · 26-30: 1% · Still a virgin: 2%
· 8% of you said losing your virginity was a nightmare.
· 20% said it was a blur.
· 22% said it was a let-down.
· 22% said it was a relief.
· 25% said it was fucking rad.
· 31% said it was just fine.
Looking back
A whopping 42% of you say you wish you would have lost your virginity to someone else. 17% wish they'd waited longer, while 28% wish they'd not waited so long. 9% wish they would've taken off their shoes, 8% wish they would've had free use of their limbs, 2% wish they would've turned off that Aerosmith record, and 8% wish they would've remembered to breathe through their mouths. Finally, 13% wish they would've found the clit, while 1% wish they had not gotten pregnant.
KEEPING COUNT
In the numbers game, 3% of Stranger readers have had sex with only one person. 14% have fucked less than five people, 13% have fucked less than 10 people, and 20% have fucked 11-20 people. 10% of you have had 21-30 partners, 12% have had 31-50 partners, and 8% have had 51-100 partners. A lucky, lucky 5% have banged between 101-500 folks, while a slutty, slutty 1% have had over 500 partners.
· 41% of you have had sex with a minor.
· 9% with a senior citizen.
· 8% with a cousin.
· 6% with a sibling.
· 4% with a parent.
· 1% with an Oscar winner.
27% of you correctly identified 1863 as the year of the Gettysburg Address. The remaining 73% of you were all wrong, guessing everything from 1546 to 1987.
Current Events
How often do Stranger readers think about sex?
40% of you claim to have 10 or less sexual thoughts per day. 19% admit to 11-25 sexy imaginings per day, 16% to 26-100 per day, and 11% to more than 100 lusty thoughts per day. All of you are liars.
How often do Stranger readers masturbate?
35% of you admit to jacking or jilling off 1-3 times per week. 31% claim 4-7 times per week. 8% claim to wank 8-10 times per week, while an equal 8% claim they don't wank at all during a week. Finally, a busy 3% admit to wanking more than 10 times per week.How often do Stranger readers get laid?37% of you claim to get busy 1-3 times per week. 18% claim 4-7 times per week. 3% claim 8-10 times per week. 2% claim to bang more than 10 times per week, while 19% claim they don't bang at all during a week.
Yay for Technology!
In the year 2000...· 38% percent of Stranger readers cruised an Internet chat room.
· 24% misrepresented themselves in an Internet chat room. (Of this 24%, 19% pretended to be female; 10% pre- tended to be male; 9% pretended to be well-hung; 5% pretended to be disease- free; 24% pretended to be slimmer; and 35% pretended to be thoughtful. 10% lied about their age.)
· 25% typed with one hand while diddling themselves with the other.
· 2% got caught typing with one hand while diddling themselves with the other.
· 7% wiped come off their keyboards.
· 10% had sex with someone they met in an Internet chat room.
· 45% downloaded porn.
· 28% sent someone their picture.
· 8% sent someone their naked picture.
· 7% sent out a naked picture of someone else and claimed it was a self-portrait.
· 37% used emoticons ;-)
Yay for Pornography!
In the year 2000...· 46% of Stranger readers purchased porn.
· 30% rented porn.
· 5% appeared in porn.
· 56% cruised for porn on the web.
· 2% purchased a "crush" video.
· 4% worked for a pornographic website.
· 1% were issued a rubber check by Seth Warshavsky.
Yay for Morality!
In the year 2000...· 28% of Stranger readers cheated on their significant others.
· 12% were cheated upon by their significant others.
· 11% paid for sex.
· 6% were paid for sex.
· 72% mixed booze with sex.
· 46% mixed drugs with sex.
· 54% mixed booze and drugs with sex.
· 17% had sex with someone whose name they didn't know.
· 24% had sex with an ex-lover.
· 11% had sex with a friend's ex-lover.
· 8% had sex with a friend's current lover.
· 2% confessed after having sex with a friend's current lover.
· 2% got caught after having sex with a friend's current lover.
· 1% got caught while having sex with a friend's current lover.
· 28% admit to faking an orgasm. (17% of those were boys, 83% were girls.)
· Only 4% had sex with someone while they were unconscious. Whew.
Boo for This Shit!
In the year 2000...· 2% of Stranger readers were raped.
· 1% raped someone.
· 2% slipped someone a roofie.
· 1% were slipped a roofie.
· 12% were stalked.
· 14% stalked someone.
· 38% had sex that they regretted afterward.
· 24% had sex that they regretted while they were having it.
· 0% of Stranger readers contracted HIV. (God, we wish this were true.)
· A single Stranger reader admits to giving someone HIV. (Obviously this person infected someone who only reads the Weekly.)
Getting Kinky!
In the year 2000...· 42% of Stranger readers purchased a sex toy.
· 7% purchased a sex toy that needs to be plugged in.
· 18% had a three-way.
· 7% had a four-way.
· 4% had a more-way.
· 27% tied someone up.
· 26% got tied up.
· 7% peed on someone.
· 6% were peed upon.
· 2% pooped on someone.
· 2% were pooped upon.
· 1% wore one of those scary leather hoods.
· 4% engaged in blood sport.
· 2% engaged in electro-genital torture.
· 10% had sex in a sex club or bath- house.
· 23% had sex in a public park. (!)
· 2% were arrested for having sex in a public park.
· 4% had sex at Tubs.
· 16% had sex in a moving car.
Fantasy Land!
Here is a selective sampling of the fantasies that polluted the brains of Stranger readers in the year 2000.
Fucking Ewan McGregor · Fucking my twin · Fucking my boyfriend's father · Having sex with a girl who just had sex with someone else · Having sex in Target · Being raped by Pat Robertson · Having a huge orgy on a planet without STDs · Stripping for my mom · Having sex with Seattle's hottest bike messenger, the black guy with a Phillies hat and a gap between his teeth · Intelligent conversation · Having sex with farm animals, particularly cows and goats · Everyone on Earth going blind, so I can have sex with my girlfriend everywhere while everyone listens · Getting buttfucked by 30 firemen · Having sex during a job interview · Bill Gates burning in hell · Fisting Jenna Elfman · Punk boys in underwear · Getting fucked by the entire UW basketball team · Sucking huge, milky tits · Having sex with Troy Aikman, Brad Pitt, and Ryan Phillippe at the same time · Having a four-way with my wife, her mom, and her sister.
Gettin' Sickly!
In the year 2000...
· 2% of Stranger readers got crabs.
· 2% got herpes.
· 2% got chlamydia.
· 3% got genital warts.
· Less than 1% got gonorrhea.
· Less than 1% got syphilis.
Goin' Bare
In the year 2000...· 20% of HIV-positive gay male "bare backers" fucked someone who didn't have HIV.
· 55% of them informed their partners of their HIV-positivity.
· 45% of them did not.
· 45% of these men have trouble sleep- ing at night.
· 55% of them sleep like babies.
· 85% of them have health insurance.
· 20% of them went to the AIDS Walk.
Keepin' Slim!
For birth control....· 50% of Stranger readers use condoms.
· 26% percent use the Pill.
· 20% use homosexuality.
· 10% use butt sex.
· 9% use celibacy.
· 2% use an IUD.
· 1% use RU 486.
· Less than 1% use a sponge.
Randy Roundup!
In the year 2000...· 2% of Stranger readers had sex with a blow-up doll.
· 10% with a minor.
· 1% with an arresting officer.
· 2% with a member of a local news team.
· 1% with a repair person.
· 2% with a Kozmo.com delivery person.
· 3% with a differently abled person.
· 4% with a fruit.
· 7% with a vegetable.
· 1% with a legume.
· 6% had sex with the aid of Viagra.
· 22% had sex with someone from work.
Boys 'n' Girls 'n' Butts!
In the year 2000...· 27% of Stranger readers gave a rim job.
· 28% got a rim job.
· 5% refused to give a requested rim job.
· 4% were refused a requested rim job.
Would You Rather?
In the would you rather? sex Olympics,
Stranger readers picked Britney Spears over Christina Aguilera, 'N Sync over the Backstreet Boys, Ricky Martin over Marc Anthony, Condoleezza Rice over Christine Todd Whitman, and Tamara Paris over David Schmader 'n' Dan Savage. Most interestingly, an equal number of people want to fuck Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.
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