8:00 FAM SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN
My favorite of the wooden puppet X-mas specials! Featuring the classic Heat Miser song "Put One Foot (in Front of the Other)"!
8:00 7 THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS
When Santa gets depressed and cancels Christmas, Mrs. Claus sends two elves to break into a pharmacy and fill his Thorazine prescription.
8:00 7 CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS
Hide the guns and lock up the booze for the most depressing Christmas special of the year!
8:00 11 PRIMAL FORCE -- Movie
(1999) Ron Perlman (Beauty and the Beast) is the bravest jungle explorer of them all -- until a pack of mutant baboons start chewing off his ass!
8:00 4 AMY GRANT: A CHRISTMAS TO REMEMBER
A touching Christmas concert featuring singer Amy Grant, her family, and friends (why am I NEVER invited to these things?!?).
8:00 NIK LITTLE BILL
Fans of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids should check out this new animated show from Bill Cosby.
8:00 TNT A CHRISTMAS CAROL -- Movie
(1999) Patrick Stewart (Cap'n Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation) stars as Scrooge. (Oh boy! I hope Geordi LaForge is Tiny Tim!)
8:00 7 AND SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS
A holiday concert featuring media whores Ricky Martin, Celine Dion, and Gloria Estefan. Nope, doesn't sound like Christmas to me.
8:00 7 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
Due to soaring temperatures, this year's showing of Frosty the Snowman has been renamed Melty the Puddle.
8:00 TOON HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
The people of Whoville think they have it bad? At least they don't have to watch stupid Celine Dion specials!
8:00 7 MARTHA STEWART'S HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Martha's helpful hints for the holidays include recipes for Frosty Gingerbread Cookies, Jolly Mistletoe Eggnog, and Merry Prozac bundt cake.
