8:00 22 POPULAR
Emory the nerd sues the popular kids on the grounds they made him fail science. Ha! ha! The nerd!!
8:00 13 BEYOND BELIEF
A store employee attacked by mannequins, and a dog who plays the harmonica.
10:00 5 LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
An investigation into a murdered bisexual's past reveals he was involved with Commies! See? Savage was right!
9:00 22 CLEOPATRA 2525
Debut! Hottie historical figure battles futuristic assholes!
9:30 22 JACK OF ALL TRADES
Debut! Cult flick actor and failed TV personality Bruce Campbell tries again in this new series about a swashbuckling spy.
8:00 5 GOLDEN GLOBES
The Hollywood Foreign Press awards for the best in movies and TV -- including a special award for Babs "Buttah" Streisand!
8:00 22 FELICITY
Tonight, a black-and-white spoof of The Twilight Zone, and we finally discover what's in Meghan's mysterious box.
8:00 5 FREAKS AND GEEKS
It's a dangerous case of "geek love" when Lindsay decides to dump Nick.
9:00 22 BRUTALLY NORMAL
Debut! Yet another high school comedy with more emphasis on the freaks than the geeks.
10:00 4 ONCE AND MY ASS
Actually, the title is Once and Again, but my point is that this horny thirtysomething moves to Mondays at 10:00.
8:00 22 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Desperately missing Buffy, Giles (the Humbert Humbert of teen TV) gets drunk, and falls under the spell of an evil magician.
9:00 22 ANGEL
Cordy hops in the sack with a one-night stand and wakes up pregnant... eight months pregnant!
8:30 VH1 ROTTEN TELEVISION
Ex-Sex Pistols' frontman, Johnny Rotten, gets his own TV show on VH1. Be very, very afraid.
