Two Nights at The Gathering
My Summer Vacation with the Juggalos
More Juggalos than you can shake a stick at in this slideshow!
FAYGO Drink it, wear it, snort it—don't EVER dis it. Detroit whut?
TITTIES If you're at the Gathering long enough, you WILL eventually show them.
FACES OF THE DARK CARNIVAL Juggalo...
JUGGALETTES See also "ninjalettes" and "neden holes." These two won the hot-oil wrestling contest.
FOUR DAYS OF CAMPING ICP shirt, check. Hella weed, check. Hair spray, CHECK.
A GIRL'S BROWN EYE? The guys were asking all the girls, "Wanna buy a brown eye?" I didn't want to know.
BAG OF RANDOM DRUGS Plus glow sticks = no sleep.
THE DRUG BRIDGE Open 24 hours. Just like 7-Eleven. Except with weed the size of turkey legs.
THE FOOD Beat dat bitch with a turkey stick! (Or a brick, if she's Tila Tequila.)
THE SUNBURN Plus the chiggers, ticks, and mosquitoes.
THE TATS The only true way to show you're down with the clown.
MY FAVORITE NINJA "Don't wanna massage or a brown eye? Wanna sell me your tooth? How 'bout you sell me a tooth?"
THE FAM First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the Juggalo baby carriage...