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- The University of Washington: How to Get Smart, Get High, and Get Away with It
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- Drinking in an Actual Bar: Advice on How Not to Embarrass Yourself
- Getting High: The Inside Dope on Dope, from a Former Dope Dealer
- Seattle Central Community College: If You Think It's Just Like Any Other College, You're Kidding Yourself
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- Being Gay in Seattle: A Guide to Bookstores, Bars, and Bathrooms of Ill-Repute
- Being Straight in Seattle: With Specific Instructions on How to Locate the Clitoris
- Seattle University: How to Be a Stoned, Drunk Fag at Seattle's Largest Catholic University--and Succeed
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- Seattle Pacific University: The College of Choice for Earnest Young Rockers with $90,000 and No Sex Drive Whatsoever
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- What's That Down There?: Your Orientation to STDs
- Cornish College of the Arts: Shower Regularly, Sleep Around, And Other Advice from a Cornish Grad
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- Dangerous, Low-Wage, Humiliating, and Illegal Part-Time Jobs: The Stranger staff offers advice on how to avoid depression, disfigurement, and the many other hazards of entry-level employment.
- Appetite for Education: Why I Decided to Go Back to School After Being in Guns N' Roses
- Welcome to Seattle! Orient yourself.
The length of 17th Avenue NE that begins at NE 45th Street and ends at NE 47th is cursed--ruled by the worst vices known to man in general and UW students in particular. Though green with big trees and thick shrubs, each home on this street, which is known as "frat row," is on the verge of collapse, ready to come crashing down under the weight of weekend parties that begin at dusk and inevitably end with some sexual assault (unwanted advances, digital rape, indecent exposure), hospitalization (alcohol poisoning, accidental stabbing, beer brawls), or even death (last year a student fell from a second-story balcony into an alley off 17th Ave. and died of fatal head injuries). Cheap beer is more available than water on this street that's haunted by all manner of perverts who spend every possible minute attempting to enter, undetected, a sorority house and commit, while in the heart of a pajama paradise, crimes whose intensity could only be reflected by the fire mirrors that adorn the halls of hell. Charles Mudede
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