Unlike the rest of the country, Clinton has been able to maintain a normal blood pressure throughout the election process.
Unlike the rest of the country, Clinton has been able to maintain a normal blood pressure throughout the election process. Krista Kennell / Shutterstock.com

ABC:

In a statement released by the campaign, Clinton’s longtime physician, Dr. Lisa Bardack, who visited with Clinton at her home on Wednesday, says Clinton’s physical exam “was normal and she is in excellent mental condition."

She adds that Clinton, who takes a handful of medications, including for her thyroid, is “recovering well with antibiotics and rest” and that “she continues to remain healthy and fit to serve as President of the United States. A statement released last summer said her "current medical conditions include hypothyroidism and seasonal pollen allergies."

In the note, Hillary's longtime doctor says a myringotomy tube (aliens) was placed in her ear to alleviate symptoms related to an ear infection, and that she struggles with hypothyroidism and allergies. Interesting.

A squirrel joined me as I was writing this post. He must have snuck in through one of The Stranger's infamous mouse holes. When I told him the news of Clinton's good health, he asked me whether or not anyone was talking about the Trump Organization's business ties with foreign leaders, or the fact that Trump takes credit for other peoples' charity, or the fact that Colin Powell called Trump "a national disgrace," or the other 176 reasons why he shouldn't be president. I could only think of one thing to say: Benghazi.