A communist scumbag town, according to the person who sent in death threats to students at Evergreen.
Evergreen's campus isn't located in New Jersey. It's located in "a communist scumbag town," according to some asshole who may be from New Jersey. EVERGREEN STATE COLLEGE

Guy From New Jersey Arrested For Threatening To Kill Students at Evergreen State College: His name is Robert Kerekes Jr. He's 53. He lives in Morris Plains, NJ, which is 2,873 miles away from Evergreen. This distance did not save him from legal scrutiny. According to The Seattle Times, the man has been charged with "making terroristic threats, criminal coercion and causing false public alarm" for saying he was en route to the college with a .44 Magnum and a plan to "execute as many people on campus as [he could] get ahold of." Read Ana Sofia on the unrest at the college.

North Korea Tested An ICBM That Could Have Reached Alaska: State-run media reports that Kim Jong-un hopes, as a cartoon villain would hope, that we "American bastards" are pleased with his little 4th of July "gift." He told his scientists to send more "gift packages to the Yankees." The only solace, for now: "While the North has made significant progress in its weapons programs, experts believe it cannot make nuclear warheads small enough to be mounted on ICBMs."

Trump Responds To Threat Like Jersey Uncle In-Between Bites of Meatball Sandwich:


Seriously, He's Bad At Being A President: He's just, so, fucking, I hate it.

Guy Who Created CNN WrestleMania Meme Appears To Be An Anti-Semite: His Reddit user name is HanAssholeSolo.

Speaking Of HanAssholeSolos: This is the best tweet written about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who was caught lounging at a beach he shut down over the weekend.


Okay, Maybe This Is A Good Chris Christie Tweet, Too:


This Post Has Been So Jersey I Think We Need To Hear From the Boss: "Nobody wins unless everybody wins."

Senator Maria Cantwell Just Realized She's Up For Re-Election Next Year: After assiduously avoiding them since well before Trump's election, Senator Cantwell has scheduled three town halls during the July 4th recess. Tonight she's talking about health care at Kane Hall at 6:00 p.m. Friday she's at Town Hall at 11:00 a.m. for a chat about net neutrality. Saturday she's at TEC High School in White Center at the same time. They're all free, but you have to request tickets.

Two Motorcyclists Died on I-5 Within 24 Hours: *Mudede voice* Fifteen hours before magnesium and copper compounds exploded into silver and red above the waters of Lake Union, a 29-year-old man from Monroe sped southbound down I-5 on a Harley Davidson XLH883. The bike has a high engine mount and short handlebars. It's the size and shape of a teenage buffalo. The Seattle Times tells the story. His hog struck the barrier, but his body sailed over it and landed on a compact hatchback manufactured by Dodge that was traveling in the opposite direction. Washington State Trooper Rick Johnson tweeted that believed the man was speeding. Fifteen hours earlier, the same interstate had claimed the life of another motorcyclist who officers say was "traveling at a high rate and in and out of traffic."

RoboCop Lost Again: Area man successfully challenged a speeding ticket issued by a camera. According to the Times, this is the second such victory. Apparently the signs use too many words. *Mudede voice again* The only way to achieve Vision Zero, or the national "pledge to eliminate traffic deaths by 2030," is not to install speeding cameras by schools but to melt all cars and invest heavily in transit.