I HATE MONDAYS. I can't rally to do annnn-knee thing on a Monday. Except THIS. This is gonna be the party of all "you-might-wanna-take-Tuesday-off" parties—a blowout to blow away all other blowouts. What if I told you Seattle's two rowdiest bands—the Spits and Coconut Coolouts, along with the Pranks and DJ Kurt Bloch—were gonna play a show with a band named Personal & the Pizzas? Then what if I told you there's gonna be FREE pizza, from (yum!) Post Alley Pizza? Would you go? You should. Mondays will never be the same. (Chop Suey, 1325 E Madison St, 324-8000. 8 pm, $7 adv/$9 DOS, 21+.)