If you take standup and combine it with improv comedy, you usually get two subgenres talking snarkily behind each other's backs. After midnight, however, they get drunk and decide to make sweet, sweet love together. Now you know how the world got Gilbert Gottfried. See www.dartmondo.com for more details. (Historic University Theater, 5510 University Way NE, 781-3879. 12:30 am, $8, all ages.)