Start going to the gym. Quit smoking. Only two drinks a night—no exceptions. No pot until the weekends. No coke until the weekends. Start volunteering for a charity. Give money to PBS. Keep the apartment clean. Do laundry once a week. Don't let dishes pile up. Buy a bike. Start taking the bus to work. More NPR, less Bravo. New Yorker yes, Us magazine no. Be a better husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend. Try not to be such an asshole in 2008. by Bradley Steinbacher


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