(ROCK PARTY) Hell no, I'm not ashamed to write about my own party. Tonight's show at the Croc, a celebration of my 26th (sigh) birthday, features Speaker Speaker, Sean Nelson of Harvey Danger, the Pharmacy, Juhu Beach, and Spacesuit! Am I embarrassed to ask you to come, drink, dance, and celebrate with me? No way! There will be bands I like, people I like, and cupcakes I like—all crammed into a club I like. Why would you wanna miss that? (Crocodile, 2200 Second Ave, 441-5611. 9 pm, $6, 21+.)