(CLUB NIGHT) The geniuses that bring you Comeback and Lick transform Vito's Madison Grill into a thumping paradise of rhythm, booze, and sexual promise featuring an eclectic mélange of A-list club DJs, no cover, and drink specials all night! Nobody is rushing to label the event "queer"—it's for "whomever likes to dance and get drunk for real cheap"—but... you know. (Vito's, 927 Ninth Ave, 682-2695. 8 pm–2 am, no cover, 21+.) ADRIAN RYAN