(DANCE) Contrary to rumor, the Pacific Northwest Ballet's glorious Nutcracker was NOT choreographed by Col. Muammar al-Qadhafi, but by PNB artistic director Kent Stowell, whose dancers work reliable magic with Tchaikovsky's score and Maurice Sendak's subtly gorgeous sets and costumes. Hit the bong, grab some nieces and nephews, and prepare to be swept away by the holiday season's most beloved acid trip. (McCaw Hall, 321 Mercer St, 441-2420. 7:30 pm, $18–$102.) DAVID SCHMADER