Hint: not a Jew.

Hint: not a Jew.

  • Hint: not a Jew.

Good luck figuring it out! This is an IRON-CLAD DISGUISE.

Thanks to josh bomb!

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

17 replies on “Who’s Underneath This Fake Mustache!?”

  1. Well, I wouldn’t have known, but I’m not a seasoned stalker.

    From the photo slice here on slog, I thought it was that guy who was going to burn a Koran. Jones or something?

  2. Well, I wouldn’t have called it right away. Then again, I’m not really looking to run into Mel Gibson. Maybe my subconscious is helping me there.

    I think it’s actually a good look for him. Better than his usual “I’m so handsome-in-a-80s/90s-way douchey goofball” face.

  3. Where is you guys’s celebrity stalking savvy?

    He went into the building without disguise, ID’ed by the photographers who trail him everywhere.

    He put on the fake nose and glasses before he came out wearing the same goddam outfit to be snapped by the same goddam photographers. Just taking the piss in his creepy unfunny way.

    I love that the Daily Mail realized the ordinary creepy unfunniness wasn’t going to get this baby viral – their embellishment was genius.

  4. I never notice undisguised celebrities when they cross my path anyway, with the sole exception of John Elway about 20 years ago, so there’s no way I would have recognized Mel if I saw him on the street. (I can’t even begin to count the number of times I’ve been somewhere and someone says “Ooo, that was [some celebrity]” – typically after any chance to see him or her has passed, because they didn’t want to be rude – and I had no idea that that person had just crossed my line of sight.)

  5. This is for @10 and @11:

    Sorry I’m going to hijack this thread for a second but I’ve got both 5280 and Matt in Denver in a row here:

    I’m moving to Denver real soon (like, next week). Do either of you have some tips on Apt. searching? (something under $1000/month but still close to downtown… I don’t want to live in the burbs).

    Anything you can tell me would be helpful, you can email me at: urguthaforka@yahoo.com

    Ok, back to Mad Mel…

  6. Nope you don’t, but you have nice eyes from your other profile picture, Fifty-Two-Eighty.

    I thought is was born in the US, raised in AU, seems to have a lot of issues going on Mel Gibson.

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