It has been over one hour since your cupcakes went missing.
Per despicable me’s suggestion, I looked for evidence of cupcake wrappers in the nearest garbage can:
As you can see, there IS a cupcake wrapper, but it’s for a chocolate cupcake, left over from yesterday’s batch. Today’s cupcakes were vanilla. And baked in cute little leaf-covered cupcake papers.
I also checked Grant Brissey’s mouth for crumbs:
He appears to be clean. But he knows something. I know he knows something.
THE SEARCH CONTINUES. Someone will pay.
He is so disembeardoed now! Avatar update mandatory.
Fuck cupcakes, it’s those lips that look delicious!
I love following shit like this on Slog, but it makes me wonder how the fuck you people get anything done.
OH HIS PRETTY PRETTY MOUTH
@3 Yep, Brissey is kinda cute, despite (or maybe due to?) his obvious criminal cupcake stealing and/or accomplice to cupcake stealing behavior. It’s always the bad boys…*sigh*
The banana remains are compostable. So much for being green at The Stranger!!
Grant. I’m sure you are a lovely boy. But I swear to God, if you don’t give up those cupcakes…..well, I’ll let your no doubt lurid imagination fill in the blank. Fear me Grant. Small boned middle aged lady though I may be; fear me.
Is Grant trying to channel Rivers Cuomo?
@9: People always told me I looked like Rivers in college. It’s actually not true, though. Rivers looks like ME.
Hey, I read the later post first and asked again about the wrappers. Have you tried smelling their breath yet for pumpkin and spice?
You know, I bet all of them read the suggestion about the wrappers and decided to dump them in one receptacle to throw suspicion off themselves. Who would they most want to frame?
Thanks for the updates!
They won’t start talking until you murder at least one hostage. Let them know you’re serious, Megan.