The (I’m So Glad They’re Not My) Parents Television Council is super hot ‘n’ bothered—emphasis on hot—over the depictions of teenage female sexuality on TV, guys! In fact, they’re so outraged and incensed, they watched A POOP TON of it, and made the following extremely sexy “supercut” of teen girls gone wild on Glee, Gossip Girl, 90210 and more. Thanks Parents Television Council, and now I will go to my room. (To mstrbte.)

8 replies on “Sexy Teens: Christians Really Hate Them! (And by “Hate” I Mean “Get Horny About”)”

  1. Yeah, I saw this the other day on the Onion’s avclub website.

    It just reminded me that people who pretend to hate something, but are unable to stop obsessing about it, really gives away their secret desires.

    Like anti-gay bigots who obsess over anal sex and men’s cocks. Who are they trying to convince?

  2. The thing is, unless you’ve never watched TV or movies with about teens before, you know all of these actresses are between 20 and 30. They are of age and they don’t look like real teenagers. I usually forget they are teens because the situations are adult and unrealistic. The Parent Council is probably just using this as a masturbation tool, both literally and figuratively.

  3. This looks like a video celebrating female teen sexuality on television. Why did they run the whole thing to that song? It completely defeats the entire purpose. But now I want a hot and sexy male version too.

  4. No Veronica Mars or Buffy? Shame on the Parents for not including them to further excite me, I mean educate me in the horrible ways of sexual depiction’s on TV.

  5. Oh dear lord, not FEMALE SEXUALIZATION!

    Also, creepy ending vampire blood-drinking is the most decidedly unsexy thing I’ve seen today.

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