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Grant Brissey covered everything from hard news and technology, to music, film, and visual arts during his time working for The Stranger. Grant's work has also appeared at Geekwire, and in Billboard,...

15 replies on “Traffic Report”

  1. C’mon, at least you guys can expect snow… show us the traffic report/pics of Atlanta or somewhere where the people are REALLY freaking out about the weather.

    But I’ll still put in my standard Traffic Report (TM) comment:

    “Needs more weinermobile!”

  2. Drivers on the road are doing 10 MPH in the fast lane on the freeway. There’s a small smurf in a honda that’s screaming his ass off trying to get to work past all the morons who think driving in an inch on slush means SLOW DOWN AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE

  3. @2 See this why I hate it so much. We get a centimeter and next thing you know it’s Disney on Ice as performed by pachyderms. And let me tell ya, pachyderms? Hella lot of inertia. And it’s really hard to find skates to fit them.

  4. Leaving NYC for Seattle in two weeks–permanently. I’m so fucking over snow. I hope someday, after I become used to Seattle, that I’ll see the occasional snow as a lovely treat. Because right now, it’s just one giant pain in my ass. We just got a stupid six inches last night that will inevitably freeze onto the rock hard glaciers that still haven’t melted from the snow on Dec. 26 and the other snow last Friday because the thermometer barely ever goes above 32 degrees (and when it does, it’s about 34 for two hours). I’m sure I’m just projecting because I’m so sick of New York and New Yorkers, but honestly, Seattle weather looks positively dreamy to me.

  5. @11 Personally, I’d like 11 and a half months of crisp fall weather, and two weeks of light snow over the holidays. But moving to the west coast is a close second…

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