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  1. Public disclosure of private facts arises where one person reveals information which is not of public concern, and the release of which would offend a reasonable person.[13] “Unlike libel or slander, truth is not a defense for invasion of privacy.”[14] Disclosure of private facts includes publishing or widespread dissemination of little-known, private facts that are non-newsworthy, not part of public records, public proceedings, not of public interest, and would be offensive to a reasonable person if made public.[15]

    In Washington, the elements of a publication of private facts claim are: (1) public disclosure (2) of a matter concerning the private life of another (3) that would be highly offensive to a reasonable person, and (4) that is not of legitimate concern to the public.

  2. Maureen’s not sore about Rick’s droopy sack, she’s upset that he gave her herpes. Maureen Keller has a raging case of crotch rot, pass it on.

  4. @1 exactly. Perhaps he can get her to settle the case for exactly the cost of buying one of these in the Stranger and setting the record straight re: his allegedly droopy balls.

  8. Aren’t Rick Tyner’s droopy balls a legitimate concern of the public?

    People need to be warned in advance, so they can make an informed decision of whether or not to be exposed to his droopy balls.

  10. Maureen is an asshole for doing this.

    So is whoever at the “Stranger” who thought this would be funny or acceptable.

    If I was Rick I would sue both the “Stranger” and Maureen.

  16. @10: Part of winning Strangercrombie auctions is that you don’t get edited for content. The guy who’s been posting on Slog all week is a truly repugnant white supremacist, and they didn’t edit any of his BS either.

  23. 22: be my guest! if you like droopy balls, you’ll love rick. seriously i could’ve written another 500 words describing the extent of the droop. also if he didn’t want everyone to know about his hugely droopy balls (i’m not just being bitter-THE DROOP IS SERIOUSLY SHOCKING) he wouldn’t have drooped em all over half the skanks in seattle. tanya’s only one example. AND RICK TYNER IS A LYING DICKSHIT!

  25. Did Rick Tyner’s lying relate to the droopiness of his balls? Did he in fact claim to have pert and shapely balls? Or are the two objections to his person and character coincidental? Who is Tanya? Did Rick Tyner cheat on Maureen with Tanya? Or is Tanya also coincidental, although apparently objectionable? Was Rick Tyner the sweetheart about whom Maureen initially planned to post before finding out that he is actually a LYING DICKSHIT? For that matter, precisely what is a dickshit anyway? So many questions.

    I have no idea what this is about but it amuses me anyway.

  26. RidingTheLightning I’m afraid that the first mention of this Tanya comes from you. If you don’t know who she is, we’re all fucked.

  27. Quote from the article: “And then I play him that voice mail from skanky Tanya…” Second half of the third line from the bottom.

    Unless I’m hallucinating, which given the content of the article and the amount of coffee I’ve had today, is possible.

  28. I don’t understand all this “downplaying” of droopy balls, like they were a “bad thing” or something. Personally, I dig me some droopy balls; the lower hanging, the better.

  29. WOAH! I suffer from DBS (droopy ball syndrome) what of it? I’m not ashamed, nor would I lie about them. I’m no less a man, and it’s not like it affects my dick or anything. Just a little extra friction and of course sweat, I could do without that part. Anyway I just put a wee bit o cornstearch on them, then they’re my silky fresh friends! In addition many a lover has deeply enjoyed the gentile slapping of my danglers on her asscheeks. Droop proudly I say!!! (But without the STD spreading, and lying of course)

  31. I never imagined that Maureen aka Blow job queen Maureen would do this but here we are. The other afternoon when Maureen was giving me the blow job to end all blow jobs she suddenly spat out my cock and declared “your balls don’t droop nearly as much as my former pimp Rick’s do” to which I replied “what the fuck are you babbling about now you crazy fucking crack whore”and she replied “mmmfuns ddoooweesh cronflun greecsum flaaaaaat” which I still have no idea what she was trying to say since I quite naturally had stuffed my cock back in her mouth where it belonged since I had that space leased out for at least another couple minutes, preventing any further slander to her former pimp, one droopy balled individual by the name of Rick. If any of you happen to see Maureen (she usually works Pioneer Square around lunch time) tell her from me that I apologise for the load of cum in her left eye but in all fairness she should not try to talk shit about anyone, especially when she is busy working. One last bit of advice for you, my dear Maureen, two words honey, Natures Eve, for that umm how would you put it ? ummm that not so fresh feeling (smell) down there. I guarantee if you use a gallon or two of that stuff business will pick right up and you won’t have time to rip on Rick’s droopy balls and everything will work out just fine. Hope to see you Wed for my lunch time hummer and don’t forget to duck when I say “incoming” this time. Love, Dad.

  33. Can you show me balls that don’t droop? Isn’t that what balls do? Or is there a difference between sagging and drooping? What about hanging? Or swinging? Or trolling? This wasn’t a well thought out defaming. Still, I can appreciate the ball humor.

  34. i love my droopy balls and how they feel and look and my wife enjoys not only their look, but the feel of their swing. i am sorry that maureen does not appreciate a good pair of danglers and that rick is somehow ashamed of his (although perhaps where he dips them is more of a problem than the angle of the dangle).

    this is a great column, far better than i anaoymous!

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