Joe is right, it has been too long! And he sent us this funny video of a floating cat so we can rectify the problem. Thanks, Joe!
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See, this is a nice cat. Every cat I’ve hurled has been way less cooperative than this one. Good kitty.
@1 – Kitty Xanax works wonders.
Didn’t the Pythons swing a cat, or was it that older British guy, whose name fails me? And I agree, gus, cats are of no use unless they can be thrown acceptingly.
ALL THESE CHEESEBURGER ARE BELONG TO YOU EXCEPT THIS ONE. ATTEMPT NO EATINGS THERE.
Awww that looks just like my dear departed kitty, Suki. I’d like to believe she’s twirling through kitty-heaven just like that. She’d also be swearing. She was bitchy.
Careful now. You might start another catastrify like Kelly O’s siezure kittens who died.
cats are cool
Ah, Canuck, I suspect you’re thinking of “Confuse-A-Cat Limited”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPk…
You are brilliant, gus! Now I want to go home and watch The Holy Grail….
The pythons (Graham Chapman) flung an obviously fake stuffed cat, then did an obvious cut to a live cat getting up and walking away. It was for the show “interesting people”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEYcJ1r9B…
@5:00
@10 BOOM. Thank you.