This sums up all my feelings on the Oscars:
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3 hours of rich people climbing up each others assholes and reminding us of how important they are. I am usually against the use of terrorism, but think it would be hilarious if these fuckers got irradiated with a dirty bomb.
@1 all they would have to do is take a shower, destroy their fancy duds, and drink plenty of water.
Dirty bombs are NOT that lethal. Twelve feet of det cord will do more damage, provided you’ve got some duct tape.
@2
Way to ruin the moment, Will.
I think Mr. Show sums up my feelings on just about everything.
And, Will, seriously, stick with the narrative.