The Onion hit this one out of the ballpark…

Silvio Berlusconi Gets Penis Stuck In Wine Bottle Stuck In Prostitute

Charles Mudede—who writes about film, books, music, and his life in Rhodesia, Zimbabwe, the USA, and the UK for The Stranger—was born near a steel plant in Kwe Kwe, Zimbabwe. He has no memory...

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