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Wait. You guys wear pants?
Wait… wasp or WASP?
A Stranger staffer.
That’s nothing, I’ve got a snake in my pants.
Mudede.
Marcus Bachmann and he said it with an extremely pronounced lisp.
Lindy.
Goldy
Cienna
I always envision Constant in yellow pants for some reason.
“ONE TIME I put on my pants, and a wasp had been sleeping in there.”
Never, ever try new things. And save your money for bus fare. (Hold it in your hand.)
Ok, fine, Dominic said it, and I’ll guess it was a pot-induced hallucination.
Obvs Charles.
it’s an odd thing to say. How does one know a wasp is asleep? Maybe it was in a coma in there? Or meditating? Day dreaming?
Also, would it have been worse if the wasp had been awake in there?
I voted for Mudede, even though the diction is unrealistically casual.
Mudede- cuz every time he posts something it’s either to race-bait or complain about winged creatures attacking him…
Charles wasn’t even here.
@17,
Then why’d you include him as one of the poll options?
One time I put on my pants, and a scorpion had been sleeping in there.
True story. Feels bad, man.
I assume you fired the lazy bum. When I keep insects in my pants, I expect them to be awake and alert for the entire shift.
I am thinking it’s Grant considering the ear drop incident this morning and the Crow’s Nest Christmas account. Gays like Christopher and Dominic would probably thoroughly inspect their pants before slipping them on their slender sexy bodies.
@20 made me laugh. I feel a little weird about it in retrospect.
Also, what @21 said. Grant is the Magoo.
Wait, so who the fuck said it?