Robot 6 has alerted us to this Taiwanese Dark Knight Rises trailer. I have no idea what’s going on, here:
But this is a good opportunity to post a poll. Over on Google+, I’ve been wondering who would win in a fight between Batman and a unicorn. Let’s settle this, once and for all with a Slog poll. Assume that the unicorn is full-grown, and that Batman doesn’t have anti-unicorn spray in his utility belt.

Unicorns have magic. End of debate.
Prep time.
That’s a pretty cool video, and a perfectly stupid time to include your lame unicorn idea. But thanks for posting the video.
Okay, that’s pretty much how I expected things to play out.
The Enterprise wins. Everybody knows that.
unicorns always die… (sob)
Down with kidults. I like my nerdisms but manbabies and womanchildes will be the death of us all.
Batman wins, because he’s the goddamn Batman.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brotherxii/…
The unicorn wins, because Batman is imaginary.