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About an hour ago Miracle Whip deepened my dislike of my coworker when she said she loved the stuff.
I like the new Miracle Whip logo – the way it resembles a condiment squirted onto bread. But why is it red?
If Miracle Whip is impacting your relationship in any meaningful way, time to DTMFA. No condiment should so deeply affect the bond between two human beings.
Is ‘relationship’ code for ‘colon’? That’s the only thing I can think of that is ever impacted. (Not mine, just colons in general.)
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip
“Your Miracle Whip use has affected my life negatively in the following ways…”
Once again, MacCrocodile wins.
Terrible lube. Just sayin’.
Never EVER use anything with sugar as lube. You’re just beggin’ for a yeast infection if ya do.
Well, you’ve gotta give their ad agency credit..
@6, so brilliant!
My man bought Miracle Whip instead of Mayo, so I had to ditch the bitch.
“Dear Kraft:
Thanks to Miracle Whip, my wife now thinks that I am gay and have been cheating on her with a goblin. Our divorce is going to be finalized in two weeks.”
Dear Miracle Whip:
Thanks to my church’s filtering software, my attempts to satisfy my wife’s bukake fantasy involved Japanese cooking. Sadly, Miracle Whip lacked the tangy zip she was looking for, and I was left with a bowlful noodles and an empty bed.
Miracle Whip has doubtlessly dissolved its share of marriages. It’s a very polarizing sandwich spread.
Dear Miracle Whip:
My relationship was a happy one, until my husband mistakenly bought Miracle Whip instead of actual mayonnaise, and served it in potato salad. Thinking I was being poisoned, I stuck my fork in his eye. He has filed for divorce. You owe us a glass eye. Thank you.
I’m confused.
DID U KNOW that if you put a jar of MW in a corner for 10-15 years, it separates into the oil and the white stuff? (Except the white stuff has become yellow.)
JUST like relationships!