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Ice burn.
I haven’t seen that X-Men movie, but maybe it has to do with her mutant powers?
She has an androgynous face in that picture.
I think it’s a muscle salve.
Why don’t you throw it out?
If it bothers you that much, throw the fucking magazine in the trash.
january turned out to be such a disappointing slut…..
What – throw it out and ruin his fantasies of January spanking his skinny ass while he sits on the shitter and spanks his little monkey? I don’t think he wants to do that.
Ice hot is so cold it burns.
The idea (meh.) is that her character is so icy cold and distant that you can’t avoid being swept up by her – and burned.
Again, meh.
Well, she plays Emma Frost in the film, right? Maybe that’s the half-assed reference?
If you put it under ridiculous amounts of pressure, you can get solid water at temperatures that would melt rocks.
@10: Shut up, you newfag.
@7 um… Because nothing gets Chris off like that sweet, sweet vagina!
Seriously though… her acting? The worst.
Thank you, @12. I started to write a comment about that and backed off.
She became a success because of the costumes in Mad Men and her blankness worked for a repressed homemaker. It never ever was good acting though.
That photo makes her look a little like Grace Jones.
Go put some Tiger Balm on your dong. Yes I have accidentally done this once. You will understand the term ice-hot immediately.
They’re calling her Ben-Gay.
it’s kind of a Hitchcock phrase – he always loved the beautiful blonds.
Sometimes when you touch something that’s really hot it feels cold, right?
JJ sucked up that movie.
She looks like that 80’s model that married Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone and dated Flaver Flave. It’s not a good look.
Also kind of looks like that thing at the end of Ghost Busters, only yellow haired.
go to mt. rainier on a sunny day, climb up into the snow, find a long, steep slope with a nice safe run out, and slide down on your ass wearing shorts. use your hiking poles to steer. when you get to the bottom, you will feel as if your ass is on fire, but it will be, in fact, ice hot.
@20: Birgit Nielsen.
@20 thank you! Something was bugging me about that photo, and you’ve put your finger on it. Brigitte Nielsen, more recently of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. (“Not in the Butt, Plz”) Drew.
@4 and @5 Don’t you dummies recycle?!
Thanks, Max & Gus. Gozer is the other name I was looking for.
I’d fuck her.
Grace Jones brow on Bridget Nielson’s body. Lame eighties photography techniques, why would you keep it around your house? Why does it take Seattlites so long to take obvious actions?
“ice soup” actually perfectly describes her acting style.
@26: And she’d be so privileged to have your dick in her. I’ll bet she’d crawl ten miles on broken glass just to have a chance to be fucked by you.
#10
Hah…that stuck in my mind as well!
She totally knows how to do the lingerie.
Sad to see her “transformed” by the fashion industry in this way…
“Merry and tragical! tedious and brief!
That is, hot ice and wondrous strange snow.
How shall we find the concord of this discord?”
–A Midsummer Night’s Dream
january jones is awful. I saw her on the daily show and it was easily the most tedious interview I’ve ever seen on there. she had nothing even remotely interesting to say.
She’s stunningly beautiful, especially with those Mad Men costumes and lighting. But unless she’s playing a repressed housewife, she’s just an empty canvas.
They thought they had Grace Kelly, instead they got Tippi Hedren.
http://videosift.com/video/How-make-fire…
Seems somewhat on point….