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This was on /b/ ages ago. Moot embedded it at the top of the page, I believe.
I prefer the semen lasso. It don’t need no fuckin’ harness.
The screen capture also isn’t safe for work.
Well that was strange.
Love that it’s shaped like the map of Japan!
But would benefit greatly from some Godzilla sound effects & music in the background.
This moved me.
I hope he doesn’t use this on his Real Doll.
dude should have planted his hands on his hips and kept them there the entire time.