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Because your help involves being shot.
This stopped being funny around 1:00 pm. Way to make a bad situation worse.
smells like a hacked account to me.
Did you read John Trouble Williams last tweet?
“Gonna get shit faced & flash native cock at Jappo tourists at Pike mrkt again w/knife in hand. #nativelife #shitstain #48”
funny but 4 posts in a row is a little much
stop it.
@2: No, it’s 3:11 and still funny.
Wait, how come no donut run tweets?
I small a forged account …
Marley is going to be unpaid for a very very long time.
The funny part now is watching in real time as an intern sluices any high moral ground out from under the news dept’s feet.
11th & Pine regrade on in full effect!
(btw: Cato @9 ftw!)
@ 9 FTW!!!!!!
Hey all, the @SeattlePD twitter account has not been hacked. These posts belong to SLOG and are being presented as satire.
Sgt. Sean Whitcomb, SPD Public Affairs
Double the intern’s salary!
Not amusing at all.
Highly amusing. They’ve earned this treatment fair and square.
Satire can be funny. This is. The SPD is the biggest joke in the town.
Sorry, these are terrible.
@ 17
You’re getting as tiresome as Will.
More posts intern.
Stop. Jesus.
Sorry, these are fantastic.
If we want to read every fcking SPD tweet we’d follow them ourselves. Quit spamming SLOG with them!
FYI: If you don’t appreciate some tongue-in-cheek satire, perhaps you’re reading the wrong blog.
This was quite hilarious and I did think that spd had been hacked at first. It wouldn’t have surprised me if anon aimed their sites at them.