Watching someone lick, suck, and otherwise fellate a dildo is infinitely more upsetting than watching someone do it to an actual penis.
Thank you, Collide-O-Scope, for teaching me this valuable lesson.
David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest... More by David Schmader
When I was in high school, a bunch of friends and I were watching a battered VHS copy of this classic in my room, laughing our asses off. My dad barges up in the room, looks at us, looks at the TV, and walked out without a word. Later he asked if we were having a circle jerk. We were not.
Not when you’re the one with the dildo strapped on, it isn’t.
Aw, I’m kicking myself for not going. I love the Collide-o-scope peeps.
“Wake me when they make a porn version of Cavalia.” – Larry King
Dear Larry King: Wake up and rent “Zoo.”
@2 Hear hear!