I’m not gonna make a blonde joke, I’m not gonna make a blonde joke, I’m not gonna make a blonde joke, I’m not gonna make a blonde joke, I’m not gonna make a blonde joke, I’m not gonna make a blonde joke, I’m not gonna make a blonde joke, I’m not gonna make a blonde joke, I’m not gonna make a blonde joke, I’m not gonna make a blonde joke…

h/t to Terry!

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...