Q: Hey, Mitt Romney of January 2012: Would you have signed legislation allowing the military to indefinitely detain American citizens?
A; “Yes, I would have” signed the legislation.
Q: Hey, Mitt Romney of October 2012: Would you have signed legislation allowing the military to indefinitely detain American citizens?
A: “I’ll take a look at that particular piece of legislation.”
Q: Now, wait a damn minute. I just noticed that you’re the exact same guy, making two completely different statements within the span of less than a year. Is it true that even though your campaign openly admitted to a plan of shaking the campaign like an Etch-a-Sketch to much derision earlier this year, you’re just going ahead with the Etch-a-Sketch plan anyway? Do you think the American people are stupid? What do you really believe, anyway?
A: …
Q: God, I hate you so fucking much.