According to a highly reputable source I met today on the #10 bus, the world is really, genuinely going to end tomorrow. NASA swears this isn’t the case, but we all know that Science is Woefully Misinformed when it comes to things like science.

So!

The only question remains: What are you going to do to commemorate your last day of earth, besides masturbating and eating steak?

Former Stranger news writer Cienna Madrid has been a writer in residence for Richard Hugo House, a local literary nonprofit. There, she taught fiction classes and wrote 4/5 of a book about a death-row...