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The way they are speaking, you’d think America had no army or it protected its citizens with mud and slingshots.

Speaking of terrifying terrorists, I finally watched Kathryn Bigelow’s Zero Dark Thirty this weekend. There is nothing good or of any value in any corner of that film. It’s slow and filled with rubbish information, and it dangerously lacks political depth. Bigelow is the Fox News of Hollywood cinema.

Charles Mudede—who writes about film, books, music, and his life in Rhodesia, Zimbabwe, the USA, and the UK for The Stranger—was born near a steel plant in Kwe Kwe, Zimbabwe. He has no memory...