And it looks like the future could be glorious. Exhibit A: The Fine Bros. latest “Kids React” video, in which a bunch of ridiculously adorable kids watch the “controversial” Cheerios ad featuring an interracial family and share their thoughts. (Amazing fact #1: Not one kid understands how the ad could be offensive until the adult interviewer explains.) I love this.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...