Welcome to college! And good fucking luck! Yeah, sure, expect thrilling cerebral highs—that have nothing to do with higher learning. College is mostly about another kind of learning: getting into and out of trouble. Oh, god, the trouble you’re going to get into. The idiots who make The Stranger went to college, too, and some of us even finished! We’ve gotten into enough trouble in our day that we’re kinda sorta experts on getting out of it, and this week, just because we like you, we share the fruits of our learning with you.
- Kelly O
- We’ll tell you how to choose classes, get off campus, and what to do if you REALLY fuck up!
- Kelly O
- And here’s some good advice for when you’re drunk: NEVER RUN FROM THE COPS.
- Kelly O
- There are also tips on how to deal with shitty roommates and toxic friendships!
- Kelly O
- And, of course, Dan Savage tells you everything they don’t teach you in sex ed.
- Kelly O
- Plus: What to do if you get pregnant! How to cheat! How NOT to cheat! And MORE!