There’s a new app, according to the AT&T Insider magazine-advertorial-thingie that came free in the mail last week. This app, Refresh, is designed to help you “make small talk”:

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I will never-ever-never need some cell phone app, to help me talk to my family. In fact, I played “pass-the-phone” with them just minutes ago. My family tree definitely has some nuts in it, but I can handle them just fine.

For This I Am Thankful.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...