The Country House Restaurant is off I-5 in Toledo, WA, roughly halfway between Seattle and Portland. In the men’s restroom, there is a photo of puppies over the urinal. Do not look at them if you are attempting to urinate. Look away from the puppies. How are you supposed to pee with puppies staring at you?

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Trent Moorman—Stranger music columnist and Line Out blogger—has also written for Vice, Rolling Stone, Tape Op, Portland Mercury, The Jung Society Quarterly, and Thresholds Quarterly (School of Metaphysics)....