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Katie Allison: “I’m planning to climb Mount Si tomorrow with my fiance and some friends, in what will apparently be a fuckton of rain. Then I’ll be spending the rest of the weekend binge-watching season 3 of Game of Thrones while addressing wedding invitations until I get creepy claw-hands.
Bethany Jean Clement: “I am going to Rebar’s Place to see Dina Martina, and probably to Le Caviste before and/or after. My dad and I plan to go to Byrnie Utz’s to get him a new hat (maybe I will get one too?). On Easter, I will attend Pastor Kaleb’s service (in my new hat?), then go to my parents’ house and eat a lot of ham. I’m pretty sure a chocolate bunny is coming my way as well. All in all, a weekend of heaven on earth. Thanks, Jesus!”
Brendan Kiley: “Seeing the new Dina show tonight, eating steak tomorrow night, and on Sunday I will digest.”
David Schmader: “Tonight I am going to see Purple Rain at SIFF, and blessedly have no plans beyond that.”
Ansel Herz: “Playing the great game of futsal on Sunday at 5 p.m. at Judkins Park, provided it’s a beautiful day like this one.”
Dave Segal: “Saturday I’m DJing at Everyday Music for its Record Store Day extravaganza and Sunday I’m spinning records at Northwest Film Forum before and after its showing of the great 1973 French animated film Fantastic Planet. All the boring people will be avoiding the latter event.”
Paul Constant: “I’m planning on trying a few pages from the Portlandia Activity Book. I’ll also be reading a few other books; Christopher Priest’s The Adjacent has been calling to me lately. On Sunday, I will eat ham and Creme Eggs, as is custom in our land.”
Emily Nokes: “Tonight, I’m getting tipsy with my lovely coworkers after work, and then we’re maybe probably maybe going to see Purple Rain (inflatable guitar giveaway!). Tomorrow I’ll be participating in a music video during the day, even though I have this huge chin zit and kind of want someone to stand in for me. Does anyone have yellow hair and a clear complexion? What else. If I had any money, I would celebrate Record Store Day (AKA MY HALF BIRTHDAY hint hint) with the triple Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death LPs or the Veruca Salt 10″ with “Seether” on it. Don’t laugh, that’s the best Veruca song. In fact, I’m going to listen to that song for the rest of the day. Saturday evening is going to be tricky because Snoop Dogg is in town, but it’s also Dave Segal’s birthday shindig (even though the man DOES NOT age). Will there be a way to pause time and do both? With enough magic brownies, friends, anything is possible. Easter 4/20 Sunday, I’m doing a Reddit AMA with Tacocat, answering all your questions about “girl bands” with boys in them. Sunday night might be a good time to start Game of Thrones, but like, will I ever catch up? Is it worth it? Can I have your HBO password?”
Danielle Henderson: “I am joining my coworkers at Purple Rain, so if you want to see me cry in public from overwhelming feelings of love and great pop music come on down. Tomorrow I’ll be planting plants and shelving shelves and getting my place ready for the season of sunshine.”
Krishanu Ray: “It all depends on the weather.”
Gillian Anderson: “Beekeeping and dog sitting and dahlia planting.”