Curated by beloved local filmmakers Megan Griffiths and Lacey Leavitt, VHS Night involves craptastic VHS films of yore projected onto the
stately screen of the SIFF Film Center. Tonight’s offering: 1984’s Heavenly Bodies, the leering aerobicize drama coproduced by Playboy and rushed into theaters to capitalize on the success of Flashdance. Expect klutzy
overdubs, terrible acting, and acres of spandex-and-Lycra-clad flesh. Bonus: The soundtrack features songs from Bonnie Pointer, Sparks, and the Tubes! (SIFF Film Center, Seattle Center, siff.net, 7 pm, $7)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...