SCORPIO (Oct 23–Nov 21): In AMC’s famous TV drama, a high school chemistry teacher responds to his awful luck by turning to a life of crime. The show’s title, Breaking Bad, refers to what happens when a good person cracks and veers over to the dark side. So then what does “breaking good” mean? Urbandictionary.com defines it like this: “When a criminal, junkie, or gangbanger gets sweet and sparkly, going to church, volunteering at soup kitchens, and picking the kids up from school.” I’m concerned that you are at risk of undergoing a similar conversion, Scorpio. You seem so nice and kind and mild lately. I guess that’s fine as long as you don’t lose your edge. Halloween costume suggestions: a criminal with a halo, a sweet and sparkly gangbanger, or a Buddhist monk junkie.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22–Dec 21): I’ve got two possible remedies for your emotional congestion. You might also want to make these two remedies part of your Halloween shtick…