1. Wear your brightest gold eyeshadow and put some holly in your hair
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  • 1. Wear your brightest gold eye shadow and throw some holly in your hair.
You can never have too much tulle. NEVER.
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  • 2. You can never have too much tulle. Never.
3. Why leave your tree at home, when you can wear it out?
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  • 3. Why leave your tree at home when you can belt it and wear it out?

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4. And why not wear the wreath too?
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  • 4. And why not just wear the wreath, too?
5. Who doesn't love a gingerbread man? Nobody thats who
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  • 5. Who doesn’t love a gingerbread man? Nobody, that’s who.
6. Winter white. Angelic.
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  • 6. Winter white. Angelic.
7. Two words: Be. Dazzle.
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  • 7. Three words: Be. Dazzle. It.
8. Wear a tie.
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  • 8. Wear a tie.
9. Wear a top hat.
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  • 9. Wear a top hat.
10. Or a teeny-tiny hat!
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  • 10. Wear a teeeeeny-tiiiny top hat!
11. If you already look like Jesus, then roll with it, son.
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  • 11. If you kinda look like Jesus, then really go for Jesus.
12. The bigger the earring, the closer to God.
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  • 12. The bigger the earring, the closer to God.
13. This outfit though? Jesus just cant.
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  • 13. This outfit, though? Jesus just can’t.
14. How about these pasties?!?
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  • 14. How about these pasties?!?
15. Santa worked hard for this body.
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  • 15. Don’t hate Santa ’cause he’s beautiful.
16. Reindeer style. Always horny.
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  • 16. Reindeer style. Always horny.
17. Eggnog is nice accessory. Just dont drink too much, now.
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  • 17. Eggnog is a nice accessory. Just don’t drink too much, now.
18. Dont forget about Hanukkah. Look at these sweaters!
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  • 18. Don’t forget about Hanukkah. Look at these sweaters!
19. Dressing as a snowflake isnt easy, but when you pull it off, you win everything.
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  • 19. Dressing as a snowflake isn’t easy, but when you pull it off, you win everything.
20. And as always—Milk. It does a body good. THE END.
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  • 20. And as always—milk. It does a body good. THE END.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...