10. That song with the cool horns and whisper chorus
9. That other hand-clappy song even more annoying than “Happy”
8. That song where that girl has to stay high all the time
7. That one Katy Perry song I kinda like
6. That great Jason Derulo song that samples Balkan Beat Box
5. “You Dropped a Bomb on Me,” by the Gap Band
4. That song about being fancy
3. That song about being happy
2. That cheer-squad soundtrack song sampling Sir Mix-A-Lot
1. That piano ballad where John Legend “loves all my curves and edges” 
