I don’t mind the winter solstice hollerdays: The lights can be pretty, but I DO have a deep, boiling hatred for the winter solstice hollerday’s soundtrack! I guess it’s fitting the darkest day of the year coincides with endless and inescapable plays of the worst country Christmas crap and scat-filled holiday songs like “Sippin in Seattle’s Latte Land.” Seriously, WHAT in the fucking FUCK?! Anyway, the only saving grace during this trying time of my shit-song-filled ears is, as it always has been, the Muppets!
There ain’t much this time of year that could beat the silliness of Animal, the Swedish Chef, and everyone’s favorite tweaker, Beaker.