Daredevil defending his neighborhood from gentrification.
Attention, everybody! I have a new addiction this week, and… no, it’s not cocaine. My new addiction is… no, it’s not rough sex. My new addic… NO, IT’S NOT STRANGLING KITTENS! JESUS, YOU PEOPLE! I haven’t strangled a single kitten since I was forced to defend myself against Jeffrey Dahmer’s kitten—which totally deserved it, by the way! My new addiction is the Netflix superhero series Daredevil, and it’s totally disrupting my life (which may or may not involve cocaine, rough sex, and not kitten strangling).
Now as you know, I’m a very busy person. I have a day job (writing about terrible television) and a night job (watching terrible television). Because if I don’t watch the terrible television, and then tell you not to watch it…