Wait… what? Your name is Hannibal… the cannibal?
Here’s a public-service reminder that your name shouldn’t rhyme with what you do for a living. For example: the titular character in NBC’s Hannibal… who’s a cannibal! Now, this is an entirely awesome show, and I’ll tell you much more about it in a minute—but this “rhyming” thing has got to be addressed! It’s never a good idea to rhyme your name with who you are—for the same reason you don’t pair floral shirts and pants, dye your head and pubic hair the same color, or elect presidents who are related to former presidents. IT’S UNSEEMLY. And worse? It’s matchy-matchy…