Mr. Robot is actually pretty damn good.
Dear sun: I didn’t sign up for this. When you said you were gonna be “hot” this summer, I assumed that meant you were going to be as warm as your previous 4.567 billion years of existence. But apparently, that isn’t the case! You are waaaaay hotter this year, which made me look you up on the internet to see just exactly how hot you are. And guess what I found out? That, at your core, your temperature is 27 million degrees Fahrenheit.
WHAAAAAT THAAAA FAAAAAAAACKK??????
Since when do you suddenly get to decide you’re gonna turn the heat up to 27 million degrees? If you’re cold…