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Kings and queens! Maidens and wizards! Knights and knaves! Busty wenches! Welcomme to the verie firste Kevin’s Personal Renaissance Faire, held in this, the year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Fifteene, in my backyarde.

As some mighte recalle, there was a matter of somme dispute at last Midsommer’s Renaissance Faire in Bonney Lake, when certain fascistic brutes accused your humble servant…