A “nude beach” is not a “sex beach.”
SEX AT DENNY BLAINE
You were definitely having (what appeared to be hetero-sexual) sex on the beach at Denny Blaine with your girlfriend late in the morning on a Saturday. Everyone within a 10-towel radius could see your thrusts.
BUMMED IN BELLTOWN
On a Monday night, the sounds of a bad cover band were drifting out of a bar while you were sitting on some sort of electrical box, swinging your legs back and forth. You had a big smile and a cardboard sign that said, “Will eat pussy for a place to stay.” No one was interested.