After I got the early light, I was told I’d spoken some trigger words.
“After I got the early light, I was told I’d spoken some ‘trigger words.'” JAMES THE STANTON

As someone who tells jokes, I’m always amazed when an audience member loses it—lashes out in confused frustration, tells the comic onstage to eat a dick, and then storms off angrily. But we’re just telling jokes up here, you think. We all sort of just agreed to come here tonight, voluntarily, to a comedy club.

At the same time, though, it’s the public. They don’t do comedy, they don’t think about comedy, and they’re not comics. Certainly I know that when in an art gallery, maybe the first thing to come to my mind is Oh right, I really do not understand art. But I don’t hold it against the artists, nor do I go around ruining the afternoons of those around me. I simply look at the ladies and I enjoy the big walls, because I am a member of society.

One night in Portland, though, about a year ago, it was a comic who didn’t understand what was going on. At least this person was a purported comic, or someone holding themselves out to be a comic, or something. Never had a set of mine led to a posting the next day on a show’s group or event page about redoubled efforts to book only feminists, not racists, no one homophobic, no one cruel, progressives, NICE PEOPLE…